There is no such thing as a dumb question. There IS such a thing as dumb people asking questions. You, of course, are awesome, but here are a few points that you want to make sure your dumb friends read.

When can I expect my jerky?

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON - All of our jerky is handmade to order. Please allow one week to 9 days for delivery. This allows for ample production time and 2-3 day shipping. Most of the time it will be shorter due to having a constantly replenished small stash on hand.

What is up with the shipping policy?

We only sell one thing: 3 ounce packages of the best damn beef jerky in the galaxy. We ship USPS Priority to anywhere in the USofA. Here is a breakdown:

1 package - $5.05

2 packages - $5.05

3 packages - $10.00

4 packages - $10.00

5 to 10 packages - $12.00

More than that? We need to talk - see next question.

What if I want to place a large or custom order?

That is radical. Custom orders are what we dream about at night. Need poundage? Done. Different size packages for some gift baskets or your office? Not. A. Problem. We are more than happy to work with you to fulfill your needs and customize a price and shipping quote. Just contact us.